You don’t know what I’m talking about? Some year ago I discovered the obviously (but for no reason) great tool: the Stanley FatMax Xtreme FuBar. Those of you knowing me might remember me talking about getting one of these for my office
However, now I discovered a new and mighty “door-smashing, get-me-the-heck-into/outta-here, zombie-fightin’ tool” (as Cool Tools put it). The Halligan Bar looks even more like a tool one must have (actually also obviously but for no reason).
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